Tag: love
What Is A Kiss?
by david on Dec.23, 2009, under Jokes
Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.
Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? Im not familiar with that term.
Love Equation
by david on Oct.07, 2009, under Accident, Images, Math
Now I know how to find true love!
Lovers Vow, Before and After Marriage
by david on Aug.31, 2009, under Creative, Images
Creative. Creative.
Proper Upbringing
by david on Jul.28, 2009, under Baby, Cute, Funny, Images
This is what I call proper upbringing. The loving tenderness that the father is showing. You see the shock and awe of the baby, discovering new stuff! This child will grow up to be a fine man! LOL.
