July Fourth
Fourth of July 2009 Special
by david on Jul.03, 2009, under Jokes, July Fourth
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Liberty!
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
The infantry!
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
Mt. Vermin!
What did a patriot put on his dry skin?
Revo-lotion!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
What march would you play at a jungle parade?
“Tarzan Stripes Forever”!
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they’re both cracked!
What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
