Children
Pray for a Bike
by david on Apr.24, 2010, under Children, Creative, Jokes, Parody
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me!
My Dog Ate My Homework
by david on Apr.05, 2010, under Animal, Children, Jokes
“Johnny, where’s your homework? ” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it,” was his solemn response. “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that? ” “It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear,” insisted Johnny. “I had to force him, but he ate it! “
