Funny
Break up conversation on facebook
by david on Aug.13, 2010, under Fail, Funny, Gender, Images, Indecent
Hayden: You are breaking up with me because I “smoke too much pot and like video games”?!! Are you fucking serious? Good luck finding a guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit hours and are always too busy studying to do ANYThing fun. PS-I am GLAD you broke up with me, the sex was shit.
Biance: It wasn’t exactly stellar for me either. I couldn’t feel a thing.
Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.
Biance: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first and only sexual partner. I was rather surprise when my first time didn’t hurt… at all. But now it all make sense. I just went to the doctor and found out my hymen is still intact.
Hayden: Fuck you, bitc. That’s impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.
Bianca: … Exactly.
BP Gulf of Mexico 2010 oil spill
by david on Aug.11, 2010, under Accident, Fail, Funny, Images, Parody
No worries. BP is on it.
Come a Little Closer
by david on Apr.20, 2010, under Funny, Images, Poster, Signboard
Go nearer to the signboard and you will get yourself killed.
Husband’s Great Gift
by david on Apr.07, 2010, under Funny, Jokes
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you? ” “My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek. “
Internet Hypocrisy
by david on Mar.23, 2010, under Funny, Images, Spelling
In case you don’t know:
LOL: Laugh out loud
ROFL: Roll on floor laughing
LMAO: Laugh my ass out
Haha!
