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Break up conversation on facebook
by david on Aug.13, 2010, under Fail, Funny, Gender, Images, Indecent
Hayden: You are breaking up with me because I “smoke too much pot and like video games”?!! Are you fucking serious? Good luck finding a guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit hours and are always too busy studying to do ANYThing fun. PS-I am GLAD you broke up with me, the sex was shit.
Biance: It wasn’t exactly stellar for me either. I couldn’t feel a thing.
Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.
Biance: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first and only sexual partner. I was rather surprise when my first time didn’t hurt… at all. But now it all make sense. I just went to the doctor and found out my hymen is still intact.
Hayden: Fuck you, bitc. That’s impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.
Bianca: … Exactly.
Drama Queen – Commercial for the Young Director Award 2010
by david on Aug.12, 2010, under Creative, Cute, Prank, Videos
Totally funny. What an evil kid! Commercial for the Young Director Award 2010.
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
by david on Aug.12, 2010, under Baby, Creative, Fail, Images, Ingenious
Ultimate fail! And superb answer!
BP Gulf of Mexico 2010 oil spill
by david on Aug.11, 2010, under Accident, Fail, Funny, Images, Parody
No worries. BP is on it.
My penis in a goat
by david on Aug.11, 2010, under Exam, Fail, Images
Fail exam!
